For the record, I am now the proud owner of a cattle-prod. It seems to be working.
Just a quickie today. I can’t stand it when people reply to a textual thanks with, “Your welcome. [sic.]” Drives me straight up the wall. I can taste the ceiling, and it tastes like blood. Apparently it is pretentious of me to correct people on linguistic stupidity like this. That only boils my blood more, that this misuse of language is so common that it is socially uncouth to fix it. It reminds me of how I instinctively reach for my sword, as imaginary as it may be, when I hear the syllables, “nuk-yew-lar,” in rapid succession. But seriously, “your welcome,” makes me regret thanking the person in the first place.
Ja.