For the record, I’ve been here. It takes years to get out. But now my two spawn are either old enough to stay up until one in the morning playing Noita and then sleep it off until noon, or still want to get up before me and watch tee-vee but have figured out how to […]
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I have two wonderful kids now, we lost some pets, we’re down to a single cat, Mr. Wednesday AKA Odin. We miss the others dearly. I haven’t been doing a whole lot of drawing, I finally feel compelled to get back to it. I’ve been making a silly monster truck game with one of the […]
For the record, we’re back! What do you mean are we back, back? The comic is right there. Oh, you mean are we back on the regular. Is this a thing you can expect to see again, soon. Look, don’t overthink this. I’m just going to bask here in the fresh rendering of my two […]
For the record, some of our scripts are actually just verbatim transcriptions of natural conversations I trip over. This couldn’t possibly be one of those, could it? It could! It is! And this is only the tip of an ever-expanding iceberg of insanity. I’ve had my son describe Minecraft contraptions that artifically induce lag by […]
For the record, while this never actually happened, Danielle and I are certain that should these circumstances arise this is the inevitable outcome. Young children are practical thinkers. So yeah, the preceding is a true story. Only the names, circumstances, and actions taken were changed to protect the innocent. Ja.
Apparently my dog fits through cat gates.
For the record, Forrest warned me that if I didn’t hand him a script by sundown, he’d draw up poop joke to spite me. Well, this one is all him so I can only ask: What the hell is Lennon eating? I’m reminded of an anecdote I heard from Alton Brown, a chef celebrity I follow, about […]
For the record, if you’re not asking for a spoon, your dish isn’t deep enough. Ja.
For the record, some might find this topically late. But I think there’s genuine value in reviving recent news stories a few weeks after they go stale. Novelty has a tendency to rub out history in modern, frenetic news cycles, and I find that a little disturbing. Politicians will often do some amazingly unpopular shit […]
For the record, it’s been a long while since I last saw the “ogre stick.” I’m not even certain it still exists. It certainly didn’t have any nails in in the last time I saw it. My first encounter with it was when I was very young and fashioned myself a burgeoning samurai and writer… I […]