For the record, I likes them grapes. The math is simple, really: myself, plus a bowl of grapes, minus arm’s reach equals an empty bowl. Rate of consumption is directly related to the enumerated class of grape, with red grapes incurring the higher rate. There does not seem to be any upper bound on number […]
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I’m not overly happy with the art, I hope that it’s clear that DT managed to slice all of the grapes off the stem without damaging a single one. And he did this all in a single anime style slash. Barry be proud of your avatar self. Ugh. The word avatar, damn you James Cameron! […]
I’m blamed for everything. I can live with that. Forrest. I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
For the record, resorting to a Puffy comic is one thing. Resorting to two Puffy comics in a row is an entirely different thing. That second Puffy comic being sub-par, even on the relatively low par that generally accompanies a Puffy comic, is yet further removed as a thing. Finally, that latter Puffy comic upsetting […]
Yeah, Puffy’s a fool. He needs to learn when to throw in the towel and hide under some covers. This sickness I caught, what the hell. They are going to make the next resident evil movie about it. I swear it’s evolving as I try to get over it. I can only hope I didn’t […]
For the record, Forrest is very ill and that is kinda sort of the reason you have to put up with Puffy tonight. Or today. I don’t know what time it is right now. Anyway, he offered to do a filler comic for you people, but the long and the short of it is that […]
For the record, my shaver ran out of batteries, I ran out of time, and Danielle made me do it. It was not a good idea. It will not happen again. I can’t believe I attended my son’s second birthday wearing it. My moustache was bad, and I feel bad, but now it’s over. So […]
Behind the scenes, in the dark lair our thoughts rumble. They echo up the stairs, around the bend and into your ears. Barry and I have been working on a semi secret not all government or even that important project. It means a lot to us, it demands that we break from Lennon and DT […]
Anyway. I’ve decided to try out a project that won’t require me to wake up more than five minutes earlier than I usually do. I’ve got these tiny sketch books that are in dire need of a purpose, so I’m going to try doing a five minute ink sketch before breakfast everyday. We’ll see how […]
For the record, I do occasionally abuse my privileges as super-administrator to mollify the dull ache that forms behind my right eye when evaluating the grammatical and syntactical structure of Forrest’s posts. My literary intervention is not usually quite so preemptive as this, though. I was originally planning a segue into a harsh criticism of […]