For the record, a politically-aware and reasonably intelligent Lennon is a scenario DT is not prepared to combat. But still, that’s totes ginger ale. A really foamy… imported ginger ale. But a politically-aware and reasonably intelligent US government? That’s obviously too much to ask for. It’s not much better up here, if I’m honest. What, with […]
Drunk Dial Congress
Forrest (the other one) just pointed out that maybe I have a “thing” for Tom Hanks, who stars in both films… Ja.
For the record, Forrest approached me with this comic defensively, like a man making a pitch for a space elevator to a Christian investment fund. But naw, man. I’m down with the slapstick. No segue today, gents and ladies. I’m too busy for coherence. The man screaming “mama” during the Normandy Beach invasion in Saving Private Ryan […]
DT totally had another kid last week.
For the record, we’re about two weeks behind getting on this bandwagon. But that is our wont when new expansions come out for Star Trek Online. Even Forrest played it for a bit. We’ll make up for the lag here by having Lennon go from zero to accusing-DT-of-being-a-terrorist in zero-point-five panels. That’s a landspeed record forsooth. The […]
For the record, the funny thing about most math jokes is that they either only work in print or they only word well when told orally. Some of you may notice that I might’ve spelled the operative word in the punchline “scaler” if I had been more concerned with the context of the subject and […]
For the record, “Why is he wearing a skirt?” - Danielle Ja.